The Photoshop Awards: Valerie Bertinelli On People Magazine

March 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Hmm…I wonder how Valerie Bertinelli got into the “best shape of her life” at the age of 48? It was probably a little Jenny Craig, a little Pilates and a whole lot of motherfucking Photoshop! They stuck the Pshop wet vac in that bitch and just sucked away until they were left with this. Valerie’s 48-year-old head on the body of a baby giraffe would’ve been more convincing.

This is one of those “fuck it” jobs. The bitch responsible for this just wanted to get this mess off their screen, so they could make 2-for-1 happy hour in time.

Valerie should also consult a medical professional, because it can’t be healthy that her thighs and arms got a bad case of the jaggeds.

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