Pharrell Williams glided into a McDonald’s at an airport in Paris and begged them to serve him some deliciousness by breaking into a gay ass song and dance number. The employees didn’t think it was cute and they weren’t entertained. They told him they would serve him breakfast instead, but Pharrell wasn’t didn’t want that, so he leaped into an ode to Filet O’ Fish.
The real star of this shit is the bitch stirring her coffee. That bitch doesn’t give a fuck! She’s making minimum wage and Pharrell wants her to go out of her damn way to please him?! NOT TODAY. A chorus of flying bunny rabbits could have popped out of his ass and she still wouldn’t have been impressed. She finally quits that bitch leaving Pharrell without a Le Big Mac in his mouth. He got a Le NOTHING.
Pharrell should know that a bunch of cutesy dance moves won’t cut it. He needed to make a pile of $100 bills prance above her head. Come on, Pharrell.