Open Post: Hosted By “She’s A Talker”

March 25, 2009 / Posted by:

This video from 1993 by Neil Goldberg features a million gay dudes brushing their cats while saying “She’s a talker.” This is my future. In ten years, I’ll be sitting on my fur-covered futon, with my hair parted in the middle, a tank top on my body and a hairy pussy in my lap. I’ll brush her and say that line over and over again. But when I say it, I’ll mean it, because I would have officially lost it and truly believe my cat was talking too much. Yup, that’s what most of my life is going to look like. Hey, what’s my future is Aniston’s present!

And whores don’t only do this with cats. They do this with babies too! They love to say this shit whenever their baby cries or makes some kind of coo sound. I’ve witnessed this a million times. I’m still waiting for the day a baby answers back with, “Shut the fuck up! I wasn’t talking, you dumb bitch!’

Source: Ubu VIA Videogum (Thanks Lahoma)

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