How Did This Happen Exactly?

March 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Did The Farrelly Brothers spend a weekend freebasing the wrong shit in a Tijuana motel room while casting The Three Stooges movie?! Because I’m trying to wrap all my body parts around this mess and it’s still not computing. Control + Alt + Try again. I mean, Sean Penn as Larry, Benicio Del Toro as Moe and Jim Carrey as Curly? It looks like we’ve got all the ingredients for a big fat bowl of FAIL.

I could kind of see this if it was going to be some kind of dramatic biopic about their lives, but Variety says it’s all comedy. The Farrelly Brothers will start shooting this when they finish the soon-to-be epic masterpiece Walter the Farting Dog with the Jonas Brothers. Fuck, the farting dog and two of the Jonas twinks would make more sense as The Three Stooges.

Jim Carrey will leave his fat suit in the car, because he’s planning on adding 40 pounds of 100% chunk to his body before filming. He should just follow Kirstie Alley around for a couple of days. Kristie has Bisquick batter coming out of her shower head. He’d be Fat Fuck Jim in no time.

Does Sean even have the funny in his system anymore? I think the coke particles desecrated that shit a while ago.

I hope that in the new version, Moe is just getting back from a decade long sabbatical where he somehow magically turned into a Puerto Rican dude with permanent hangover face.

And you know Blohan is fuming over this! This is the project Sean promised they would do with Seth Rogen. Again, those three twats would make more sense than this cast.

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