The robot call girl got fucking owned by the cuddly teddy bear with a Segway fetish! Last night on Dancing with the Ambien Pills, Charlie Sheen’s least favorite pussy merchant of all-time was sent back to the ho factory. The Woz wasn’t even in the bottom 2. Hugh Hefner’s former wet nurse Holly Madison joined Denise as the two losers of the night.
It makes sense since both Holly and Denise dance like two erect dicks! I know Denise probably isn’t at home on a stage unless her poon is pressed up against a pole and a dollar is stuffed into her crack, but she didn’t even try. I’ve really seen vibrators with more rhythm! She must suck dick better than she dances otherwise she wouldn’t have much of a career. Her creepy child beauty pageant smile didn’t help. Even Swan Brooner was telling her to tone that shit down. Denise really should have done her Jesus Dance from Drop Dead Gorgeous instead. That would have been worth a vote.
That being said, Holly was worse. I know licking on Hef’s cornmeal peen for all those years left her in a scarred state, but she could have asked somebody to bring her back to life with a defibrillator, because bitch had the moves of a corpse. Her number is coming up….
But The Woz’s never will! He got a total of 10 from the judges and he still had enough viewer votes to stay on. The power of THE WOZ! He’s the only bitch I can watch without having to keep my eyes open with my fingers. That Dollar Tree discount bin trophy will be his! Well, unless Karina Smirnoff Ice teams up with CHERYL BURKE and casts another evil spell on The Woz.
Karina is up and over it. One day the camera is really going to fully catch her eye roll. But I hope The Woz rolls over her ass before then. You can’t keep The Woz down! My phone will cast a vote for his furry nalgas every week.