Bruce Willis married baby model Emma Hemming this past weekend in the Turks & Caicos and it sounds like their romance was taken from a page out of Tommy Girl’s handbook. Bruce’s whores are saying the two met through friends, but Page Six says they hooked up the Hollywood way: on a casting couch!
While casting hos for the movie Perfect Stranger (Bruce played Larry, Halle Berry played Balki), Bruce insisted he go through all the head shots and even sit in during cattle calls. Some source, who was part of casting for the shit show, says Bruce was looking for young pussay! They said, “He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to ‘read,’ he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date.”
From the call, Bruce met Tamara Feldman, who also got a part in the movie. A little while later, Emma was cast in a small role and Bruce started hitting that as well. In the end, Tamara got cut and Emma won the biggest role of all: his wife!
Bruce probably got sick and tired of seeing Demi Moore parade her little whore in front of his face, so he decided to get his own piece. And Emma plopped her vag onto the right casting couch.
This makes me think of Sarah Larson’s stupid skank ass. This could have been her! Emma learned from Sarah’s mistakes.. Once she landed Bruce, she shut her yap, didn’t try to become famous herself and it paid off. When life throws a rich motherfucker in your lap, you seize the opportunity and suck that bitch all the way to the altar.