Chicken Cutlets Is So Modest!

March 25, 2009 / Posted by:

International supermodel and recluse Phoebe Price was trying to have a quiet lunch of charred cutlets and gizzard cubes when the paparazzi ambushed her! Can’t they just leave her alone?! There’s a Kardashian whore out there begging to have a camera shoved up her twat while the always-shy PP is trying to have a private moment to herself. She never asked for this life of fame! She just wants to continue her career of modeling with inanimate objects on street corners and making hats out of dead astro-bats. But if you insist….

The paps also begged PP to show them her latest editiorial spread in Vogue Kuwait. Okay, it was Life & Style, but that’s pretty much the same thing.

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