Open Post: Hosted By The Grim Aniston

March 24, 2009 / Posted by:

According to the paps, this is Jennifer Aniston wearing some kind of KKK/Orko from He-Man hood while leaving her hotel in NYC today to go shoot that movie about a bitch who makes love to a turkey baster or something.

I’m proud of my fingers, because I know they have the intense urge to type “This is the hottest she’s ever looked!” Oops. They failed.

Who knows why Jenny decided to cause a mass amount of attention to herself by trying to look like she’s hiding her chin from the cameras? Botox gone wrong? Her $60,000 hairstylist wasn’t able to pass a blow dryer through her mop. Or it could be something simple like homegirl just has a herp sore on her mouth. Wait. You usually get those from mouth kissing another human being, right? Yeah, can’t be that.

Speaking of herpes, when doing research for this non-story (I SWEAR), I found this question on the hilarious bible of all things hilarious: Yahoo Answers!

Can i get herpes from kissing a girl if she ONLY has it on her vagina?
ok me adn this girl were going out for about a week or so and we started kissing like a regular couple does and then i heard she has herpies i thought it was a rumor but i asked her and she said yeah she thinks, only on her vagina not on the mouth or cold sore and im worried cause im allergic to the metal on ur pants button and now my stomach itches is that the allergicness or acn herps spread even if not touched please help

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