OctoCrazy Fires Free Nannies

March 24, 2009 / Posted by:

OctoMommy fired all of the free nannies/nurses provided by Angels in Waiting. Yes, she turned away help! The crazy baby machine said she will hire her own nannies to help raise her ten trillion babies.

She wouldn’t really talk about it much, because she’s filming a Dr. Phil episode about it today. The whores from Angels in Waiting will also be there. Seriously, why am I feeding the crazy? I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you’re reading it! Before we get thrown into straitjackets and force fed mashed beets, let’s go over the latest in OctoMommy’s never-ending insane saga:

OctoCrazy quit Angels in Waiting, because she could never get over the fact that Gloria Allred called CPS on her ass before a deal was struck. Gloria represents AIW. Gloria said that if the 14 kids didn’t get proper nursing care, they’d be tossed into foster homes. OctoCrazy’s lawyer also added that the head of AIW was going to place a call to child-welfare services.

TMZ has the 911 call one of OctoCrazy’s hired nannies placed to get Gloria Allred out of the house. Why call 911? They should’ve just shouted, “Gloria, there’s a camera crew on the lawn!” Bitch would’ve busted out the door in the blink of an eye.

Gloria said Octo initially turned down their services, because they refused to let her get a reality show.

So far 4 of the 8 babies are at home. OctoCrazy plans to hire own team of nannies and Kaiser (the hospital where they were born) will train their asses. I hope Kaiser trained the nannies how to pick up babies and walk out the damn door to get them away from that dirty-diaper-hungry lunatic.

When Dr. Phil, Gloria Allred and OctoCrazy are in the same room together, someone should close all the doors and lock that shit up! We can throw a protein bar in there daily for them to fight over. With those three locked up, that means 75% of the world’s crazy will be contained.

Sources: Radar, UsWeekly, People, E! Image: INFDaily.com

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