Jacko Wants To Adopt A Baby

March 24, 2009 / Posted by:

That headline alone should cause every damn major international agency to gather together to start some kind of task force to stop this madness before it starts! Chris Hansen can be their leader.

The Sunday Express says that while Jacko is playing in London he wants to make a couple of big purchases including a fucking baby! A damn child. Yes, one with private parts!

A source said the King of Crazy has contacted a British adoption agency about adding a fourth child to his gang. The source went on to say, “His life is his children. Wherever he goes, they go, and he has said it would be good to have another child. Contact has been made with an adoption agency in Britain which has a very good reputation. He feels he has shaken off the sex abuse allegations. It is a new beginning.”

Jacko is already a daddy to Prince Michael I, Paris and Prince Michael II. So I’m guessing his fourth kid will be named Prince Michael III. His nickname will be Feather Bed.

Hopefully, this British adoption agency works with Dateline NBC and this is really just some kind of fucking sting. Chris Hansen better be in the back making lemonade and preparing for Jacko’s arrival. It’s not funny.

If Jacko is able to adopt a baby, then that means there are no longer any rules in life. Yup. Flash your vagina in the middle of a crowded park! Run down the street and lick random hot people. Masturbate on a fire hydrant. Scream at a squirrel. Go fucking crazy, because anything goes!


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