Jakey Gyllnehaal and Mike White tossed a few salads (and soup) during lunch in Los Angeles where I’m sure they talked about Mel White the whole entire time. Well, Mel and what their favorite brand of lube it.
But mostly they yapped about Mel, because what else is there to talk about? If you have no idea what I’m babbling about, then watch that Amazing Race shit, because Mike competes with his daddy Mel on it. Mel is seriously the big gay pepaw I never had! During last night’s episode, he’s one of the only bitches who figured out you had to use the basket to move the hay (no, that’s not code for some gay sex act). The other dumb whores used their chichis! Stupid fucks. They got fucking served up by a 68-year-old dude! Mel proves that pepaws can do anything, even with a pulled groin.
Jakey is totally using Mike to get close to Mel.