That Hat Again

March 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Time Magazine’s ho of the year better be Aretha Franklin’s damn inauguration hat, because that bitch is everywhere. It made an appearance in cake form at Aretha’s 67th birthday party in Detroit on Friday.

Seconds after this picture was taken, the table and everything on it disappeared. Everyone immediately looked at Aretha and the single yellow rose petal resting on her upper lip.

In other news, ostriches are now extinct.

VIA Rhymes with Snitch

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