The little robot who can’t, Stepford Katie, took Suri and some of the Beckham boys to do crafts and art shit in Los Angeles yesterday. Romeo Beckham looks traumatized by the whole experience. He doesn’t know if it’s real life or not. I’m sure Posh will sit him down later and play Battlefield Earth, so Romeo can see where the Cruises come from. That will answer a lot of questions.
You know that while they were inside Stepford Katie got put on restriction again, because when they were painting pots, she wrote “help me” on hers and got caught! Suri would’ve helped her out, but she couldn’t see anything with her eyes, because of those damn bangs! Can’t Xenu help a girl out and take a Flowbee to her mop?
And what in “Please sir, can I have some more?” Hell is Katie Holmes wearing?! Since she’s looking like a runaway orphan, the urchin should take it to the next level and stowaway on the next train out of there.