Morning Wood

March 23, 2009 / Posted by:

That’s where Tater Head comes from. And this is what Demi Moore gets for marrying a 13-year-old – Socialite Life

Quick! Somebody throw this floppy malnourished trout back in the water! – I’m Not Obsessed

A-Roidy really does love tranny girls who can bench press more than him – Celebitchy

Tinted Windows is still trying to make Tinted Windows happen – Popeater

Natasha Bedingfield, aka The Hills theme song singer, got married – SOW

Is Juliet the next bitch to get it on Lost? – ICYDK

Lily Allen’s ho down – Popbytes

Cousin Pebbles = drag queen he blew in a bathroom stall – UsWeekly

Oh, Jessica Simpson, just go inside, close the door and never come out again – Celebslam

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