Larry Birkhead’s Shiny Highlights Get The Skanks

March 23, 2009 / Posted by:

It makes sense that Larry Birkhead would party at the Rainbow Room since he probably loves rainbows so much. I mean, that’s where his glistening hair came from. It checked out of 1992 and slid down the rainbow onto Larry’s head. It’s Larry’s shiny mop of highlights that gets him all the hos. Last night after leaving the club, Larry did gross mouth things with some Rock of Love Bang Bus reject while some loud ass blondie yammered on to the cameras.

Seriously, I think the character of Jerri Blanks was loosely based on that bitch. Bitch’s body says 40-something receptionist at a hair salon in Kentucky, but her outfit says tweentardian who wrote a lullaby to Robert Pattinson and posted it on YouTube. At least she didn’t bring her Tini Puppini to the club, but you know that was hard for her.

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