Kanye West’s New Jack-Off Material

March 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Kanye West probably spent most of his weekend slapping his own iPeen and covering this cover of Complex in even more white shit, because they called him “The Most Influential Brand In The Universe.” What in the what?! What a way to jerk off his ego stick and lick on his powdered donut hole at the same time!

Who do they think he is? Mother’s Cookies? Maybe that’s who they really meant to call the “most influential brand,” because all Kanye needs is some sprinkles and he’d almost look like a giant Circus Animal cookie.

And Kanye must think he’s so different and edgy with those sparkly eyes. Note to Kanye, my eyes do that too whenever I gaze upon Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. My no no does it too. Simultaneously. Take that.

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