Skanky Toilet Roll!

March 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Kate Moss loves the bad shit, but apparently it doesn’t love her back, because it turns her into a raging beastly wolf who will knock down bathroom stall doors to get a little time with it. Last week, the mother of the millennium partied for four straight nights in a row and it the fun came to a crash when she flipped out in the bathroom at a club in London.

The Sun says that the big bad whorebag blew into the ladies room at Volstead and caused chaos when she found out all the stalls were taken. That selfish ass whore bag! Other skanks need their nose medicine too! Damn. A source said, “She barged into the ladies and when she realised there were no cubicles free she starting kicking one of the doors, shouting: ‘Hurry up or I’ll kick the fucking door down.” Yeah, I’m sure she screamed, “I’ll chop and I’ll cut and I’ll snort your lines up!

The bathroom attendant tried to calm Kate down and gave her some tissue to use when it was her turn. Kate threw it back and shouted, “I don’t want any of your skanky toilet roll.

If a toilet roll had eyes, it would have given Kate a side-eye that could kill. Who the fuck is that bitch calling a skanky toilet roll?! In fact, Kate’s Wikipedia page should say “Katherine ‘Kate’ Moss is an English model and a skanky toilet roll.

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