Raise Your Mug Of Sanka To Emma Heming!

March 22, 2009 / Posted by:

The newest member of the Gold Diggers Club is 32-year-old model Emma Heming who married 54-year-old Bruce Willis last night on the island of Turks and Caicos in the Caribbean. Look at Emma! She’s so fucking excited about all the cash she’s going to roll around in that she can barely open her damn eyes! Bitch is getting shit done. She might look like she’s an overgrown fetus, but she knows how to do business. And now the old billy goat has a shiny toy to show around!

This is Bruce’s second marriage and you better believe it won’t be his last. Trust this.

UsWeekly says guests included Bruce’s ex-wife Demi Moore, her child Ashton Kutcher, Tater Head and the other Willis fuglets.

I’m sure Ashton is creaming douche jelly over this, because he finally has some company at the children’s table at Thanksgiving dinner!

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