Vivica’s Hairline Found!

March 21, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

You can cancel the APB out for Vivica Fox’s hairline, because that shit turned up the other night in Hollywood at a party for Shark City. It’s true that bitch’s hairline is looking a shaken up and horrified, but at least it’s here now. That thing has probably seen some fucked up, nut-shrinking shit on its travel. It’s also sweet that her weave is curling up to her hairline. It missed it.

Actually, change that APB. Put it out for Vivica’s old Booty Call face instead, because it needs to come back. Vivica is seriously close to Lil’ Kim territory and that’s a scary thing. Hos should not look like felines. I feel the need to throw a ball of yarn at her ass. And if Vivica ever shows her face in Brooklyn, she better watch it, because Kenley Penley might hurl her ass at her new boyfriend.

Tags: Vivica A. Fox

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