Ed Westwick is sick of hobags saying he likes to play “Pin the Peen on the No-No” with his Gossip Girl gal pal Chace Crawford all day and all night. Ed doesn’t like to lick the nutsack sweat off of Chace’s taint. No. Ed loves vagina! If there was an all-you-can-eat pussy buffet, he would be there 24-hours a day. In fact, he loves the chocha so much that he kissed a girl in public! That must mean he’s a slave to the snatch. Right?
Ed whined to Rolling Stone (via SS) about this fuckery, “It’s funny because I love this fucking dude dearly. I would die for this fucking dude. He’s my brother. But, by God, we are so into our fucking women it’s ridiculous. I made out with a girl in public. Maybe I need to have sex in public with a woman. That one’s still on the list. Still haven’t ticked that one off. Well, I have, but they haven’t seen me. Not George Michael public.”
Okay, he had me falling for his foolery until the George Michael part. That’s not a bitch you bring up when you’re trying to convince the world that you like the clit.
But then I looked at these pictures of Ed with his girlfriend (for pay) Jessica Szohr in Miami and maybe the dude is truth-telling. First of all, I don’t know any homoanything who would take off their shirt in public when they have juicy puss-filled pimples on their chest. Second of all, that Heartbreak Hotel tattoo screams straight douchebag. Wait, unless he got it in honor of Whitney Houston and then….
That being said, I’d hit that shit and squeeze those chest pimples with my ass lips. And I bet his body jiggles when he wriggles. Hot.