Camerooooooooooon! Thanks to RuPaul and Bebe Zahara Benet, “Camerooooon” is my favorite thing to sing all day and night. Whenever it rolls off my tongue, I instantly think of a macaroon instead which makes me hungry, which leads me to the kitchen, which makes search for something resembling a macaroon, which causes me to settle for a handful of dried coconut flakes instead. For a second I’m distracted by the coconut flakes, but then my mind immediately wants my mouth to say “Camerooooooon” again. Repeat.
Anyway, the First Lady of Camerooooon, Chantal Biya, brought her beauty out today to say farewell to Pope Eggs Benedict who was visiting her country.
The lions must bow down and weep at their own averageness every time they come into contact with Chantal Biya’s luscious mane. Not to mention her glorious eyebrows that artists spend decades trying to recreate in paintings. Exquisiteness.
And in the first thumbnail below, how many people do you think it took to get Chantal up after she bowed to the Pope?