Morning Wood

March 20, 2009 / Posted by:

This gorgeous welfare family from Britain wants more money, because they say they are too fucking fat to work! So basically, if you don’t want to work, pop out 8 babies or layer on the chunk – Telegraph

Fuck the LeAnn Rimes cheating tape, somebody needs to get the footage of Tom Sizemore stealing cell phones at a Verizon store – Popeater

Aw. Papa Joe is jealous – I’m Not Obsessed

There’s no more single Conchords in the world – Stuff NZ

The Pussy is Right: Bob Barker almost fucked on camera – National Enquirer

Reese Witherspoon presents a giant, moldy, corroded crotch berry – ONTD

T.R. Knight was in a car crash. I blame HAGelSocialite Life

Hannah Montana will kill your children – Celebslam

If they told the seniors at UCLA James Franco will give the speech shirtless, this wouldn’t be happening – Videogum

Fred Durst still exists and is still talking about fucking Brit Brit’s possum pie – ICYDK

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