Madonna has crucified Baby Jesus one last time so that he can fly away and play with infants his own age. The Daily Star says Baby Jesus has been released from Vadge’s roided-up cooch of death after she saw pictures of him in Brazil with a young piece. Vadge apparently woke up and smelled the Ben-Gay, so she called up Baby Jesus to tell him his services as her whore were no longer needed.
Vadge also wants to buy another baby in Africa, and she thinks Baby Jesus could fuck up her chances. A source said, “She was drawn to Jesus. But it was just a bit of fun and she’s enjoyed herself. But she is growing bored of the relationship and her family comes first. He would ruin her chances of adopting again. And the pictures of him with Luciana made her realize that he’ll be better suited to somebody his own age.”
Ruining her chances of adopting again? Um. Color me dumb (again), but I thought Baby Jesus WAS the latest child adopted by Vadge? Baby Jesus should thank Jesus that he crawled away with his youth still intact. Besides, Baby Jesus was getting too old for Vadge. I hear she already asked Bronx Mowgli out on a date.