Kenley Collins Is So Generous

March 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Kenley Collins, the pussy thrower of Williamsburg, has moved out of the Brooklyn apartment she shared with her fiance (now ex) Zac Penley after she was arrested for attacking him with a pussy and fruit. Kenley told The New York Post yesterday that she broke up with Zac, because she wants to stay in New York and he wants to travel. The loon forgot to mention that he wants to travel far, far, far away, change his name, get a sex change and pray that Kenley never finds him again.

The almost Mrs. Kenley Penley went on to say that she’s going to let Zac keep the cat she threw at him! The cat that belongs to him! Not only is she crazier than a full season of Intervention, but she’s also so fucking generous. Oh, Kenley, stick your head in a toilet and keep flushing until all the crazy pours out of your ear holes.

Kenley added, “The girl cat Sandra is mine and the boy cat Arlo (above) is his.” Arlo might have been thrown across the room, but it sounds like he got off easy, because he doesn’t have to live with Kenley. Sandra is fucked. Sandra better learn how to use a phone, so she can call in anonymous tips to the fucking ASPCA. I mean, having to listen to Kenley’s screechy voice that can kill a morning has to be some sort of pussy abuse.

Kenley was charged with being a fucking psycho, throwing a pussy and abusing produce. Kenley could get 7 years in the clink if convicted.

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