Kate Moss Is Going For Some Kind Of Record

March 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Kate Moss isn’t going to let a pesky thing called “having a child at home” get in the way of her partying until the early morning hours all week. If momma doesn’t get her pussy drunk, she’s not happy.

The Sun says Kate partied like a Moss for the fourth night in a row yesterday with Count Von Count. Kate didn’t roll up into her house until after 4 in the morning. And about halfway through her night, bitch changed outfits, because her first one probably got a little dusty with coke particles.

Don’t worry about Kate’s little girl! Children can take care of themselves these days. Just plop them in front of the TV, give them an empty Jack Daniels bottle to play with and a Goo Goo Cluster to eat for dinner. Hey, it has nuts and that’s protein!

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