Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

March 20, 2009 / Posted by:

This married, aging, Academy Award winning/nominated actor who is probably C list if you look at what he does now, but would probably only ever appear above the title, has had a 15 year habit that is finally beginning to surface. It seems that our married star enjoys certain sexual acts that are certainly not what one would call normal. Always with a woman, but they involve him being on the receiving end of, how can I put this delicately. I really can’t. Let’s just say he enjoys showers that really don’t involve water coming out of a pipe. He also enjoys toys being used on him. Anyway, enough of the sordid aspects. It seems that for the past 15 years our actor has used the same professional who was the model of discretion. She retired at the end of the year, and since then our actor has tried out the services of three or four other professionals who don’t have that same level of discretion and have been blabbing all over town about our actor’s crazy fetishes. (CDAN)

So basically, who likes piss in the teeth? My guesses are Chazz Palminteri, Tim Roth or Willem Dafoe? Willem looks like a kinky fuck. And 15 years with the same whore is dedication! I thought the point was to pay ’em, so you don’t have to ever see their asses again!

Which engaged young couple shocked an entire film crew when they were caught having sex on set? (Gatecrasher)

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen?

Which reality show newbie is furious at the producers of her show? She agreed to do the show because she was told that it would substantially boost her own music career. However, the producers are only allowing little one-line snippets of her music to be used here and there, and finding plenty of excuses as to why they can’t use an entire song on the show. (Blind Gossip)

Kara DiaBlowMe from American Idol?

This supposedly-straight blonde actor on a hit network comedy was certainly acting anything but lady-oriented at a St. Patty’s Day celebration at one of WeHo’s most notorious gay clubs. He was downing beer and male dance partners at an alarming rate. (Buzz Foto)

Why did I picture Randy from My Name is Earl dancing without a shirt and with his hands up in the air? My guess is David Spade, though.

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