All Together Now!

March 20, 2009 / Posted by:

THAT’S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT!!!! And yes it fucking is. This stupid ass Mary-Kate Olsen troll is trying to look as elderly as possible when she should be dressing all slutty while she can get away with it. Bitch probably smells like moth balls, cat piss and White Shoulders dusting powder. Her pockets are probably filled with caramel square wrappers. You really just want to help her memaw ass across the street. She’ll thank you by giving you a nickle. She’ll also call you “Daniel” even though you’ve told her your name is Michael. Seriously, old ass bitches are always calling me Daniel!

Here’s Granny Olsen shuffling into a car in NYC earlier today. Granny forgot her cane!

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