Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe stepped out in Hollywood last night wearing some shit made out of my mom’s old 70s bedroom drawer liners. It’s nice to see somebody put that shit to use. RiRi also kept her Ray-Bans at home. Good. “I Wear My Sunglasses at Night” can finally be taken off heavy rotation in my head’s playlist.
RiRi’s own personal Mike Tyson was not around and E! is saying the two are on a “break.” Not a permanent break. Just a break. To most of us, a break just means you just want different dick for a week. But for Ike & Tina 2.0 it probably just means RiRi is trying to keep her money safe. I’m thinking her bitches got all worried that she might lose cash for going back to the beast who attacked her ass, so they told her to take two steps back. And hopefully, she keeps on stepping back.