There’s a floating peen out there that is aching to be Photoshopped into this Clive Owen picture – Socialite Life
Honk 4 for the pathetic buttface! – Popbytes
I am going to sue Joe Jonas for $4 billion – Gossip Teen
Recession who? Mimi’s new rainbow castle will cost her $125 million – Holy Moly!
The Osbournes’ variety show could be the biggest failure in TV history – Scandalist
Prince Willy says he has psychological power over Prince Hot Ginge. Can he bottle that and sell it at Rite-Aid, because the things I would suck if I had that power – Celebitchy
Eddie Cibrian denies that he’s doing wrong sexy times with LeAnn Rimes – ICYDK
But that whole affair is probably just a cheap publicity stunt for their stupid ass Lifetime movie – I’m Not Obsessed