Didn’t They Just Have One?!

March 19, 2009 / Posted by:

The BABY army is gaining new soldiers by the second and Marky Mark is quickly becoming one of their biggest producers. Marky and his girlfriend Rhea Durham brought their third babeh into this cruel world last September. Now Gatecrasher is saying another baby has taken out a lease on Rhea’s womb! This would be their fucking fourth child! When does the next shuttle to Neptune leave?

Marky and Rhea have a 5-year-old girl (Ella Rae), a 2-year-old boy (Michael) and a 6-month-old boy (Brenda Joseph).

Marky’s obviously got some potent shit up in those sacks. One drop and you’ve got a case of the babies. Marky’s got sperm that doesn’t even stop to say the egg “Say, hello to your mutha for me.” Bitch just goes in.

In that picture above, Marky is making a face that says, “Back the fuck up or I’ll knock you up…with a BABY!!”

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