American Idol: It Should’ve Been You, Sarver!

March 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Jane Mancini was voted out of American Idol last night and it didn’t feel right, because Sydney Andrews wasn’t there in a wedding dress to throw her in a pool or something. That’s what was missing.

Jane (real name: Alexis Grace) was put in the bottom with that sack of stale potatoes Michael Sarver. Fuck me with a lame dildo, he’s boring. Sticking your genitals in a bowl of uncooked mashed potato flakes is more exciting than watching him sing.

The judges really made it sting in Alexis’ pussy bone by saying they were considering saving her ass with that golden power of veto trash (wait, that’s Big Brother). They made Alexis sing for her liiiiiiiifffffeee, but after all that shit, they said it was good, but not good enough. Bye, bye!

This is what I hate about the judges making them sing again. If it was bad enough the first to time to land them in the bottom, why would they torture us again?! They should make them do something else. Like, I don’t know, compete in a round of Are You Smarter Than A Crazy? starring Paula Abdul.

Alexis’ exit means that the rumor about the final 4 being fixed was built on lies. Unless, American Idol tried to be all slick by quitting that bitch, thinking that would throw us off. Alexis had to be sacrificed. Eh, at least I won’t have to look at her HGTV hair anymore.

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