When Madonna Is Away, Baby Jesus Will Play

March 18, 2009 / Posted by:

31-year-old panty model Luciana Costa better watch it, because she’s about to get chomped up by a raging roided-up crocopussy belonging to Vadge! That’s because sources tell The Sun that Vadge’s child, Jesus, has been fucking around on his sugar memaw with Luciana.

The act went down at a party in Rio on Saturday night. Baby Jesus and Luciana kept close all night and at one point, they exchanged tongues. A nosy bitch who was watching the two said, “They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist. He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”

The next day, Baby Jesus, Luciana and some friends went for a little walk, but Luciana denied that she’s slurping up Baby Jesus’ juices. Luciana said they are just friendly and have known each other a long time. She went on to say, “Jesus had great things to say about Madonna and he doesn’t care that she is so much older.

MUCH older? I think I love that slutty bitch Luciana! But take a good look at Luciana’s precious skin, the next time we see it will be on Vadge’s face! Seriously, that hag is looking as young as a fetus lately. She’s been skinning the young!

As for Baby Jesus, something tells me there’s a crucifixion in his future.

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