Earlier this month, Oprah adopted two golden cocker spaniel puppies, Ivan and Sadie, from the PAWS Shelter in Chicago. Oprah showed off her new puppies on her show shortly after she brought them home. The blonde chick with the newscaster hair is holding Ivan and Oprah’s got Sadie.
Well, I have some sad puppy news, Ivan is now in heaven after he passed away over the weekend. Ivan had that evil doggy disease called PARVO. Sadie is still alive, but is very ill. Oprah has flown in a team of specialists from around the world to treat Sadie. Okay, I lied about the flying them in part, but I’m sure Oprah will not let the Parovirus fuck with her life again!
Oprah released this statement to the Chicago-Sun Times: “I’m saddened by his passing though we only had him for a weekend. I remain hopeful that Sadie will pull through.”
And in related news, the PAWS Animal Shelter of Chicago disappeared in a black cloud of smoke late last night.