The blonde chick in the picture above says it all: “I went to junior college for this shit!?” Yes. Yes, you did.
Last night, the crazy circus in OctoMommy’s head re-imagined itself on her front lawn in La Habra, CA. That’s because for some fucked up reason, the hospital allowed her to bring two of her eight newborns home. Somehow the media and hundreds of people got the hint this was going to happen. Yeah, they must have figured it out thanks to the press release, the sky writing in the air and OctoCrazy running down the street screaming, “MY BABEHS ARE COMING HOME at 8:02pm pst, get a picture with them for $4.99.“
Kaiser Permanente in Bellflower agreed to release Noah and Isaiah after checking OctoCrazy’s new house and making sure she had enough help to take care of them. They obviously didn’t check the house in her head!
The other six newborns are still in the hospital.
I wonder how hard it was getting Noah and Isaiah out of the hospital? They were probably grabbing on to furniture, holding on to the elevators and screaming for mercy as the Crazy Baby Lady dragged them out.
Here’s some video and a few pictures of all the madness. OctoCrazy’s fucked-up dreams are coming true! I haven’t seen an insane twinkle in the eye like that since Jack Nicholson in The Shining.