Morning Wood
March 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Eric Nies got all naked to save a drowning puppy! The puppy and Eric’s peensicle are doing fine – TMZ
Tea bagging the White House! – Buzzfeed
Dumb useless whore comments on dumb useless whore – Celebitchy
Replace “heart” with “dick” and then this makes sense – ICYDK
David Alan Grier is taking this way too seriously – SOW
The Paula Abdul trading card can also be used to cut up lines of the bad shit! – ICYDK
Instead of finding a worm at the bottom of Justin Timberlake’s tequila, you’ll find a dirty tampon – Socialite Life
Bob Dylan’s stank shit is blowin’ in the wind – Holy Moly!
Taylor Hicks is giving it away for free – OK! Magazine
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