L.A. City Attorney Hates Kanye West People

March 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Why can’t the city of L.A. just let Kanye West be great?! Why did they have to go and charge him with three misdemeanors for busting up a paparazzi’s camera at LAX last September? Why did they have to do that? Besides, if you ask Kanye, he’ll probably tell you he was doing the pap a favor since the camera was an old model.

The L.A. City Attorney’s office charged Amber Rose’s sugar daddy with misdemeanor vandalism, battery and grand theft. Kanye’s road manager, who was also involved in the bust up, was charged with the same shit but twice. Double the fun!

If convicted if all charges, Kanye could get two and a half years in the chokey.

The charges came from an incident at LAX on September 11th. Some pappies were taking pictures of the voice of this generation and he wasn’t having it, so he had himself a little camera-breaking party.

Can I laugh now or will I get slapped with a CAPS-LOCK key? Seriously, this bitch isn’t going to prison. There isn’t a prison big enough in the entire universe to house Kanye and his ego. That’s an ego that will bust through bars!

And I’ll be right back, I need to go keep refreshing his blog. I’m waiting for the blog post that will finally break HIS MACKBOOK AIR!!!!11!!!11!!!!!!111111!1

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