Jenna Jameson’s twin boys slid down her Drop Out coochie on Monday in Newport Beach and we finally know their names. Well, InTouch claims they know anyway. According to sources, Jenna and Baby Huety named their boys Jesse and Journey Jett. Journey fucking Jett. I guess Old Milwaukee Trans Am and Natty Ice Pinto were already taken in her family.
I mean, was Journey Jett born with a mullet and wearing a cut-off monster truck t-shirt? Poor kid probably already has a police record thanks to his name. That’s a name a judge was meant to say. Damn, Jenna! And I bet you Sunbeam Bread stock is going to go through the fucking roof!
But then again, Journey is the greatest band ever. “Don’t Stop Believing” can be played in church or at a strip club. It’s the theme song of our lives!