Brit Brit Can’t See This Douchey Face For Three Years

March 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The restraining order Brit Brit’s masters filed against Adnan Ghalib has just been extended until 2012. Daddy Spears and his bitches originally asked for the order when they found out that Brit Brit was talking to Adnan and Sam Lutfi on a pre-paid cell phone. Daddy Spears claimed Adnan was trying to fuck with the conservatorship, so that he could get more shit out of his little Cheeteroni.

At a hearing today, Adnan failed to show his landing strip in court, so a judge stamped a big “fuck yes” on the extension and called it a day.

I’m sure Brit Brit is making an oh-so-sad face since I think she was landingstripmatized by Adnan’s ass. Hey, don’t knock the pubie runaway. Adnan can eat and exfoliate the coochie at the same time. Brit Brit will get over it. Daddy Spears can give her a piece of velcro to rub her bits on when she’s missing Adnan. And now Adnan can slide into the gutter again so we don’t have to hear from his ass anymore!

Tags: Britney Spears

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