Pete Burns Is In The Hospital

March 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Pete Burns of Dead or Alive was hospitalized last week after a bunch of kidney stones fucked with his organs. The Sun says that 49-year-old Pete underwent a 5-hour surgery on his kidneys after doctors found 8 kidney stones. They were unable to get them out because of a blockage. Pete is now laid up and hopefully floating above the clouds thanks to a morphine drip. Pete was able to type through the pain and wrote a message on his website.

Pete wrote, “I’m in a very serious condition on 24 hours intravenous morphine for the pain. Intravenous fluid as I’m so dehydrated and the kidneys can’t retain the liquid. I’m critically ill and under 24 hours observation and will be in hospital for quite a long time.”

Let the morphine drip take you on a ride and get better, Pete. Those gorgeous eyebrows need you.

Since we’re on the subject of Pete Burns, (NSFW) click here to see a picture that lands in my inbox almost daily. I’ve seen it a trillion times, but it’s a classic. Beware, you might need a morphine drip yourself after looking at this shit. Shit being the keyword.

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