Ever year on St. Patrick’s Day (aka St. Drunky Day), I post this classic news report from Crichton, Alabama of a bunch of bitches who claim they saw a fucking leprechaun in the tree. No St. Patrick’s Day is complete without two barf bombs in the toilet and at least three viewings of this piece of YouTube history. Why hasn’t that police sketch been on eBay yet? I would sell one of my nipples to own high-art like that.
And whatever the people of Crichton are sniffing, they need to export that shit to other cities. Share the high!