Morning Wood

March 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The dick bags of Daisy of Love including these precious mini-Bret Michaels. Seriously, these trannies are prettier than she is – Vh1 Blog

Don’t count Mariska Hargitay out for the rest of the season – Celebitchy

Just when I was about to say something nice (sort-of) about Pony Parker, I see the UGGS on her hooves – ICYDK

Usher pops the Cristal and parties with his hos in Paris – Socialite Life

Kristen Stewart should be getting ready to play Joan Jett by taking some damn acting classes – I’m Not Obsessed

Alyson Hannigan is about to blow – SOW

The Tampon Vampire – Buzzfeed

And Iiiiiiiii….really think this is a shitty idea – YBF

The third Transformers movie (working title: Easy Money 3) is a go for 2011 – Popoholic

Vadge may give Baby Jesus a playmate around his own age – Hollyscoop

The snake fucker and Scientologist is getting married – Bitten and Bound

Adele should hook-up with Pete Wenz – Holy Moly!

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