Miley loves the pappies so much that when she misses them something fierce, she calls them up for a visit. Well, a visit that they have to pretend they weren’t invited to. You see, while the pappies were taking pictures of Miley getting juice with her mama je’e Trish, they were asked by some broad how they knew the hillbilly prostitot was there. They answered, “They called us.” Yeah, slap me with a dildo made of DUHS, because I’m shocked.
But if Miley went out to get juice and the paparazzi didn’t get pictures of it, did it really happen? Hmmm.
And Miley’s mother totally reminds me one of those bitches you try to avoid at parties, because you know that once you get stuck with her, she’ll will never let you go. Of course, after you’ve had too many white wine spritzers, you find yourself right next to her. Then you quickly realize why you tried to steer clear from her ass, because all she talks about is star signs, her extensive collection of Beanie Babies and her hundred different recipes using Cool Whip.