The bitch at Details responsible for putting “HOW JESUS CAN SAVE YOUR CAREER” on the same cover as A-Roidy needs a platter of Sno-Balls and a nut lick for a job well done. That is how genius is made.
Baby Jesus did save A-Roidy’s career, because if he was still finger banging Vadge’s roidy cooze, he probably would’ve lost an arm by now. You can’t do baseball shit without an arm. Not to mention, A-Roidy also walked away with his shriveled-up balls still intact, I think. Although, his pained face on the cover looks like someone just did ripped his nuts out. Or maybe he’s just constipated. Getting butt fucked by Vadge’s strap-on can do that to a ho.
Vadge is now Baby Jesus’ problem.
Here’s some pictures of oh-so-vain A-Roidy in Details. That shit looks like it was shot in my first NYC apartment complete with the tire (I didn’t ask any questions). But the crack house set totally fits. Bitch looks like he’s getting ready to dance with a needle.
And in the first thumbnail below, he totally does that every night when thinking about Vadge since her arms are almost as muscly as his. He misses her so now that she’s sucking on Baby Jesus (my catechism teacher will be so proud).