Clooney Does Rooney

George Clooney might be on some of the best shit Chad has to offer in this vlog for NBC. Or maybe he’s just got a bad case of the tireds because the gross bathroom next to his bed area is keeping him up all night.

While in Chad, George gives us a tour of the bathroom that makes him “ewww” inside. I’m sure George is used to solid gold toilets and bidets that squirt Evian up his ass, but that bathroom isn’t that much of a horror show. My bare nalgas have touched worst toilet seats than that one (SHUT UP). And you haven’t lived until you’ve flushed a toilet with a bucket. I had to do that for a whole year, because our super was a lazy boozer who told me just to “destroy the poop logs with my own piss.” No joke.

For the finale of this video, George does his best Andy Rooney impersonation. George does a good Rooney, but there’s also a little Jack Nicholson as The Joker in there.

And OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG, I just realized those walls have seen George Clooney’s wang. They’ll never wash themselves again. Not that they were planning to.