Amy Wino Pushes Up Her Crackie Rocks For Court

March 17, 2009 / Posted by:

These pictures of Amy Wino in London today look like they were taken at some premiere, but she’s actually arriving at court! Only this crazy crackie would smile and pose like she’s ready to down some champagne. Bitch, you’re going to court! Most of us growl, throw our fits up in the air and cry when we have to step foot in a courthouse for whatever reason. This crackette looks fucking thrilled. Maybe they told her there’s a heroin, computer duster, weed, and vodka buffet waiting inside? Hey, but at least she got hosed down for the occasion. And her crack chichis are looking spectacular. Just look and don’t touch. Motorboating a Wino may cause seizures, foaming at the mouth and a severe addiction to ice pops.

The former Crackie of Camden was in court today to answer to charges that she whooped a trick at a charity event back in September. It was a quick affair. Wino stumbled in, pleaded “not guilty” and then stumbled out. She should have just pleaded “WINO,” which is code for “above the motherfucking law.” How dare the court tear away her crackhive from its pipe for this shit!

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