Zac Efron Needs A Bath

March 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Specifically, he needs a sponge bath given by me. Don’t worry, I’ll keep my slimy paws off of him. Besides, I won’t need to use my hands. I know how to hold a sponge with my ass lips. It’s a trick I learned when I was a Candy Striper.

Anyrollingaroundinanalslime, here are more pictures of the always purdy Zac Efron in Interview Magazine. Zac had to get all dirty with some naked ass model girl in a sandbox. Naked Model Girl even put her nipples on his chest. He probably giggled until his peen hole started whistling.

It’s photo shoots like this that bring out the feminist (she smells like patchouli and saw dust) in me. Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he’s fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac! Rub those cheeks in the dirt for equality! Get those nalgas looking like Tommy Girl’s face after a marathon salad tossing with a bunch of farty Scientologays.

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