This is some OctoMom shit!
Harry Connick Junior Bacon Cheeseburger brought the heat to St. Barts over the weekend and probably made the creatures of the sea bust into a circle jerk over this sheer sexiness..
Yes, I’d hit it… with a colonic. No, I’d hit it for real. Just jump on, push that belly up, give Harry a turkey leg to snack on and watch them chichis jiggle. It would be even better if Harry shouted “your squirrel covers“ at least a dozen times.
By the way, I hate trunks like this shit. They create too much air bubbles, so you can’t see the peen clearly. Or maybe his belly button got hongray and ate it?