Would You Hit It?

March 16, 2009 / Posted by:

This is some OctoMom shit!

Harry Connick Junior Bacon Cheeseburger brought the heat to St. Barts over the weekend and probably made the creatures of the sea bust into a circle jerk over this sheer sexiness..

Yes, I’d hit it… with a colonic. No, I’d hit it for real. Just jump on, push that belly up, give Harry a turkey leg to snack on and watch them chichis jiggle. It would be even better if Harry shouted your squirrel covers at least a dozen times.

By the way, I hate trunks like this shit. They create too much air bubbles, so you can’t see the peen clearly. Or maybe his belly button got hongray and ate it?

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