Panty Creamer Of The Day

March 16, 2009 / Posted by:

This is bitch right here is actually a Panty Creamer of Forever and All-Time. This sexy lady has moves that will make men, women, animals and inanimate objects bust nuts (or vom chunks) over and over again.

This is apparently a 55-year-old hot piece of all-natural woman doing the “peen killing” mambo in some booty shaking contest during spring break in Fort Myers, FL. The person who uploaded this shit says that after she brought the funk, she flashed her saggy bags at the audience and tongue kissed a girl. She was later disqualified! Probably because the vibrations from all the throbbing peens caused a small earthquake and safety must come first.

And is it just me or does she kind of look like Phil Spector? Hold my fucking ass, I think THAT IS Phil Spector!

VIA Buzzfeed

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