Morning Wood

March 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

By the look of Posh’s nightmare-inducing neck, she needs to feed on more souls – ICYDK

Just when you think the world has gotten boring: A cholita-eyebrow wearing lezzie attacked her girlfriend with a turkey baster filled with her brother’s sperm! Gayelles gone crazy! – Lez Get Real

Mel Gibson frolicking on the beach with a pair of sugartits not attached to his wife of 28 years – Daily Mail

Bono just keeps running his annoying mouth – Celebitchy

If Fishsticks Paltrow was the punching bag at her own gym, I still wouldn’t pay 4500 clams – SOW

Some couples get back together for the kids, Kerry Katona gets back together with her husband for the MONEY – Holy Moly!

Beyonce’s fans are dumb – Telegraph

Stains long-lost twin is out of rehab! – I’m Not Obsessed

I hope that tortured dog is taking a deuce in Miley’s purse – Socialite Life

Mister Mimi has a lot of time on his hands – ONTD

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