Fishsticks Knows Hip-Hop

March 16, 2009 / Posted by:

What fart bubbles are blowing out of Fishstick Paltrow’s mouth today? Well, Fishy commented on the state of her co-star Joaquin Phoenix. Fishy worked with the king of the hobo rap circuit on his last movie. When asked about his new (and totally fake) career, Fishy told MTV (via People), “I think that there might be some other explanation or something going on. I’m not quite sure what, but I can’t believe that he’s really going to quit [acting] forever to become a rapper. It seems kind of odd.”

Fishy is friends with Jay-Z, so this makes her a professor of hip-hop. That’s why it’s no wonder that MTV asked her what advice she has for Joaquin, “Hmm … maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe.”

That is fucking excellent advice Fishy! No wonder you’re the master at everything. You know, I think you should escort Joaquin to the projects. While he gets some authenticity, you can get your ass kicked! Maybe that will force the snobbery stick to finally fall out of your ass.

And for those of you that think Fishy was joking, this hag doesn’t joke. Just read POOP. It’s obvious that shit was created by a goopy bitch who doesn’t have any sense of humor or reality.

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